The World's Best Resignation Letter

[Your Name]

[Street Address]

[City, St Zip]

[Today's Date]

RE: Letter of resignation

Dear Sir,

You know why I want to resign ?

Since I worked for you, my money is not enough to use. When my money not enough to use, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat. It will affect your company's image. When your company's image affected, your business is not good. When your business not good, you become unhappy, when you become unhappy, you will eat a lot. I'm afraid you will become fat, like me...

Sir, you see it is a vicious cycle I did everything for your own good, because I care for you sir.

So the conclusion is I want to resign, please let me go lah...

Thank you.